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The AI employee that actually shows up

Emails, reviews, bookings, revenue tracking, customer intelligence, website updates — your Djinn handles the daily grind so you can run your business. No smoke breaks. No "I forgot." No attitude. Okay, maybe a little attitude.

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Trusted by businesses in salons, dental, fitness & more
Desk Djinn — Your AI Business Assistant
Revenue up 12% this week
3 VIP customers flagged
18 emails handled today
We get it.

You didn't start a business
to answer emails at midnight

Business owners spend 40% of their time on tasks that don't grow the business. Let's fix that.

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Emails pile up like dishes

Customer asks a question at 9am. You see it at 6pm. They already booked with your competitor who replied in 3 minutes.

🔮 Your Djinn replies in under 2 minutes. Every time.
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"I'll respond to that review later"

You said that three weeks ago. Now you've got 14 unanswered reviews and your Google rating is... concerning.

🔮 Personalized replies within hours. Professional. Never petty.
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You have no idea who your best customers are

Someone's emailed you 6 times and booked twice. You don't know their name. They feel like a number. They are a number.

🔮 Your Djinn tracks every customer. Flags VIPs. Personalizes everything.
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Scheduling is a horror movie

Double bookings. No-shows. That one client who calls 4 times to reschedule. You didn't go to school for this.

🔮 Checks availability, books, reschedules, sends reminders.
What your Djinn actually does

Not a chatbot.
A business operator.

Your Djinn connects to your actual business platforms and does the work — through your Gmail, your Google profile, your booking system. Customers never know it's there.

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Your Private Line

Text your Djinn on Telegram or WhatsApp. Give instructions, get updates, manage everything from your phone.

Growth + Premium
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Email Management

Reads, prioritizes, and responds to every email. Follows up on dead conversations. Flags urgent issues to you. Never lets an inquiry slip.

Growth + Premium
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Review Responses

Personalized replies to every Google and Yelp review. Thanks the happy ones. Addresses the unhappy ones. Even the spicy ones.

Growth + Premium
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Booking Management

Integrates with Square and Calendly. Manages appointments, sends reminders, fills cancelled slots from the waitlist.

Growth + Premium
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Business Intelligence

Tracks revenue, identifies VIP customers, spots trends, monitors competitors, and reports it all in plain language. Not a dashboard — a conversation.

Growth + Premium
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Smart Automation

Processes refunds, generates invoices, sends follow-ups after purchases, re-engages customers who dropped off. All automatic.

Growth + Premium
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Website Building

Your Djinn builds your website from scratch and keeps it updated. Say "change the hours" and it's done. No Squarespace. No developer fees.

Premium Only
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Mobile App (PWA)

Your Djinn builds a mobile app your customers can install. Push notifications, booking, product browsing — no App Store needed.

Premium Only
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Content & Marketing

Weekly blog posts, social media content, email campaigns, landing pages for promotions — all in your brand voice, all published automatically.

Premium Only
Stupidly simple setup

Up and running in 48 hours

We handle everything technical. You just start chatting with your new favorite employee.

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Quick onboarding call

We learn your services, hours, pricing, and brand voice. Your Djinn confirms every detail before it starts.

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We summon your Djinn

Custom AI assistant, connected to your email, reviews, booking system, and more. Your own dedicated server.

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Start chatting

Say "Hey Djinn" and watch it work. That's the whole tutorial.

See it in action

An actual conversation

This is what your Monday morning looks like with a Djinn.

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Djinn
● Online — always
Morning! Anything I need to know about?
Good morning! You did $3,200 this week — up 12% from last week. 8 emails overnight, 6 handled, 2 flagged for you. 2 new five-star reviews — already thanked them both. Oh, and Sarah (your VIP — 6 visits in 3 months) booked again for Friday. 😎
Wow. Hey can you run a 20% off weekend special?
Done. Updated the website banner, posted to Google Business, and I'll draft a promo email to your customer list — want to see it before I send?
You're better than my last 3 employees combined
I've been around for 3,000 years. Your last 3 employees were around for what, 6 months combined? I like my odds. 😏
Pricing

Less than minimum wage.
Better than your best hire.

No hidden fees. Cancel anytime on monthly. Commit to a year and setup is on us.

✦ Annual = $0 setup fee. Same monthly price.
Growth
Your Djinn runs your operations
$300/mo
+ $299 one-time setup
  • AI chat assistant (Telegram/WhatsApp)
  • Email management & smart follow-ups
  • Review responses (Google/Yelp)
  • Booking integration (Square/Calendly)
  • Google Business management
  • Revenue & customer intelligence
  • Competitive monitoring
  • Automated refunds & invoicing
  • Monthly performance report
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Premium
Your Djinn runs your entire business
$500/mo
+ $299 one-time setup
  • Everything in Growth
  • Website building & editing
  • Mobile app (PWA) + push notifications
  • Weekly SEO blog posts
  • Social media content
  • Email marketing campaigns
  • Landing pages for promotions
  • Full SEO management
  • Quarterly strategy call
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The math

One Djinn replaces a small army

At $500/month, Premium replaces $4,000–6,000/month in services. We'll wait while you do the math.

$800–1,500/mo

Part-time admin

$500–1,000/mo

Virtual assistant

$100–300/mo

Review management

$2,000–5,000 build

Website designer

$500–2,000/mo

Social media manager

$5,000–20,000+

Mobile app developer

Built for

If you talk to customers, you need a Djinn

💇 Salons & Spas
🦷 Dental Offices
🏠 Real Estate
🍽️ Restaurants
🏋️ Fitness & Gyms
🔧 Home Services
🚗 Auto & Detailing
💅 Beauty & Nails
⚖️ Law Firms
🐾 Pet Services
📸 Photography
🏪 Retail & Boutiques

Stop losing customers
to slow replies

Your Djinn is ready. 24/7, no days off, no excuses. Just results. It's been waiting for you. Literally — for about 3,000 years.

Book a Free Demo →
— "I've been waiting in this computer for you." 🔮